How’s Your Burmese Boyfriend Doing?

I went out for a dinner with my Vietnamese friend. Then some other (a bit much elder) friends, an Austrian man, a European woman and an American who marries a Vietnamese Canadian woman came and joined us. We talked about many topics, my Vietnamese friend shared her stories about contemporary situation in Vietnam to our American bloke.

Stunned by how fluent my friend explained about Vietnam to others, the European woman commented her opinion. She said that she’s surprised that Asian woman could be so bright these days. “Perhaps because you have better nutrition now.” she added.

“I think we have different genes. Europeans’ are better. We have different figure, we are bigger. Then you also have more ladyboys, gays and such and such here in Asia. Not like in Europe. Don’t get me wrong, I think you girls are smart. But it’s just different. You also are more prone to…what is that when your mouth is not perfect and there is crack there?” she said. She kept arguing her opinion when men said that it was not true at all.

Then this angelic devil smiled,”So, how’s your Burmese boyfriend doing? Is he in Thailand or in Yangoon?”