How to Ditch an Adam Nicely

On one afternoon I was with an adam that I fancied. We had nice time together sometime in the middle of nowhere after a catastrophe (well at least once he told me that his nice memories in that place mostly are about me, so he must had good time too no?). I told him that I chatted with my best friend (she was in Jakarta while I was in Bangkok) I knew how to ditch men nicely. He looked at me blankly and asked me to show him.

So I looked at his eyes and said, “I love you. I do love you and want to spend the rest of my life with you. I want to be the mother of your children.” Then I grinned and said,”What do you think? Scary no? And most men will run away. So no drama will be needed. Happy ending.”

He burst his laughter, “Eve….you are mad…mad. That’s the scariest thing you know.”

“Yes, but that’s the point.” I said. “You can’t say..Dude you’re expired, now f*** off. That’s rude and bloody horrible.”

“But you realized that there is a small problem there?” he asked me. “How if that guy really wants to marry you and he says yes when you say that?”

“Oh man, then I’m in trouble.”