My Nasty Sense of Humour

I know that I can be pretty nasty, not always, but pretty sarcastic. Sometimes it is hilarious and makes others laugh too, but often it kicks someone’s arse, especially they who don’t know me well.

“K told me that your nephew is sick. How is he?”

“Oh he’s fine now. He only needs to take drugs, some 3 or 4 pills everyday for about 6 months.”

“Oh yes, he must be very fine, that’s why he only needs to take some drugs for 6 months.”

Sure, the geek shouted at me,”Honey you really are sarcastic.”

Ooops….

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K took me to a water park in KL. He told me that it’s located next to a shopping mall, so I could have a look before made up my mind.

Then there we were. From the shopping mall we observed the water park. It looked awesome. Something interested me. I asked K what it was.

“What’s that? What are they doing?”

“It seems it’s artificial seawave….look…look they are surfing now.”

We both looked at that artificial ocean from far away for a while. I saw some people surfed, they looked excited. I just smiled at K.

“I, a girl from the biggest archipelago country in the world, went abroad to

Malaysia, to see artificial sea wave instead of go to any islands in my country. I must be stupid or an idiot.”